There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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