Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i out mim tonsoeep
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