She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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