guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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