it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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