just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
