roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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