What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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