walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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