she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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