I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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