Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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