people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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