Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
