If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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