I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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