laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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