My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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