Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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