why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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