do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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