Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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