So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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