and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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