Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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