That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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