shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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