I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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