that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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