oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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