I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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