drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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