We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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