If i come over, it means nothing
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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