so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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