They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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