yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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