No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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