She said her name was "party"
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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