I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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