8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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