I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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