this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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