so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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