So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I have peed in a lot of sinks
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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