I puked a lego.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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