They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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