She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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