Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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