my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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