it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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