He is such a slut. More and more my type.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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