addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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